My two year old had a full blown temper tantrum yesterday because I wouldn't let her drive to the store

Buzz: But Papa, I can't go to sweep; I have to drive the car!
Papa: (sarcastically) Where are you going to drive it to Buzz?
Buzz: To the dipping restaurant!


Mama: Zanzi, you really need to stop interrupting me when I am on the phone.
Zanzi: But it's because I'm a little kid!