Saturday, August 20, 2016
Sunday, July 24, 2016
I don't think being three years old for a whole month counts as "big" (or) My stomach's not THAT big
Ziggy: I need a baby sister Mama, can you get me a baby sister?
Mama: What would you do with a baby sister?
Ziggy: I would play with it. Big kids have baby sisters to play with and I'm a big kid now so I need a baby sister to play with now. Can you get one for me? Can you get one for me tomorrow?
Mama: That part of my body is broken and I can't make any more baby sisters.
Ziggy: But we don't have a baby store in our neighborhood.
Mama: You can't buy a baby at a store, only mama's bodies can make them.
Ziggy: But there is a family store.
Mama: Do you mean Family Dollar?
Mama: Family Dollar doesn't have babies. Only mama's bodies can make babies and that part of my body is broken.
Ziggy: But your tummy is big and you're gonna have a baby soon and that's why your tummy is big.
Monday, July 18, 2016
Mama is laying with Ziggy to get her to go to sleep.
Out of the blue, Ziggy: I need peanuts and a conversation.