Sunday, February 15, 2009

What a drive

Papa and Grace and Lily are driving to Ham's house to go get Ham.
Zanzi: Do you know how to get to Ham's house?
Papa: Yes, I do.

Ten minutes later Papa gets on the wrong freeway.
Papa: Oh crap, I went the wrong way!
Zanzi: (an 'I told you so tone') And that's why you don't know how to to get to Ham's house.

They're three blocks from Ham's house.
Papa: Oh crap, I went the wrong way.
Zanzi: (incredulously and angry) AGAIN?!?!

They finally get to Ham's house.
Papa: I'm going to go grab Ham real quick, I'll be right back.
Zanzi: You're going to grab him and throw him in the car?

Papa comes back with Ham.
Zanzi: Did you pinch him?

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