Zanzibar has been fairly good with her use of offensive language since Mama's been home. However, she's slipped a few times (both times were in relation to how good dinner is) and tonight's tirade couldn't be ignored.
Zanzi: No, I want pasta salad!
Mama: After you have some green beans you can have pasta salad.
Zanzi: That's damn good pasta salad!
Mama: Well you can have some after your green beans are gone.
Zanzi: No! It's not your damn good pasta salad, it's MY damn good pasta salad!
Mama and Papa then proceed to lose it.
Zanzi pokes Buzz's arm.
Mama: Was that a good choice or a bad choice Zanzi?
Zanzi: (After some thought) You will be disappointed.
Zanzi: I love strawberries just like I stepped on strawberries.
2 comments:
"You will be disappointed" - hilarious!
The disappointed line cracked me up!
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